So that those incredibly succulent cheeks are within kissing range of your lips! And if the said child turns away those said cheeks? Those highly edible earlobes are yours for nibbling.
You need more reason? Really? You do?
OK. Here you go.
You get to hold in your hands those super duper squishy bums for your squishing pleasure!
1 comment:
Beware! Inside those lips are some strong teeth, used for self defence
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